Elvin
Sondra
Denise
&
TheoRecorded in front of a live studio audience
Shot on location at Rose Petal Studios
Discovered on: 10/10/09
Welcome one and all to another lost episode of our favorite game ever....
Balderdash!
That's right, kiddies, we're back with not two, not three,
but count them four Has Been Huxtables!
What have they been up to?
What happened to their careers after that famous sitcom,
you might ask...
Not much apparently if they had time to do our little show!
Ah, we jest. We love these middle aged child actors,
and we consider them good sports for taking time out to play;
so from all of us here at Balderdash, thanks guys.
And you know what?
A coke, a smile, and a jello pudding pop to whoever wins~
And on we go!
1. Names: "Lotan Baba"
*S: Indian National Hero who once stood still for 7 years in a row.
D: An Asian dictator that ruled in the days long before Chairman Mao.
T: The guy in the shower in prison that everyone fears. (Theo misheard the name as "Lotan Bubba...hilarity ensued.)
E: Winner of the International Martial Arts Competition for three consecutive years.
2. Movie Titles: "Hambone & Hille"
E: This heartwarming tale about a man's love for, and subsequent marriage to his pet pig was banned in 3 southern states.
*T: An old lady shuffles 3,000 miles across America looking for the dog she lost at the airport.
S: A young hippie becomes disillusioned with his life and joins the army during the Vietnam War.
D: The story of an inbred farmer's wife who had to go kill a pig to get the hamhock used to make pea soup.
3. Words: "Decussated"
T: The rinsing of one's mouth out with soap for using profanity.
*D: Shaped like an x.
S: A practice that became illegal in 1896, involved parents beating the cuss words out of their children.
E: The condition of having had one's tongue cut out as punishment for the use of profanity.
4. Names: "John Cade"
D: The inventor of hemorrhoid cream.
*S: Former US mailman who was caught with over 6,000 lbs of mailed burned in his backyard.
E: Inspiration for the Mortal Kombat character "Johnny Cage", he worked as a Hollywood stuntman for martial art films.
T: Performed the whistling belly button trick at his grandmother, Eleanor Roosevelt's funeral.
5. Laws: "In Louisiana, it is against the law to rinse your...."
*E: ...mouth or gargle in public.
T: ....self off in a publicly displayed window.
S: ....pet chicken in the community water supply.
D: ....moonshine bottles on the bayou.
6. Movie Titles: "Loose Connections"
S: A man is fixing his computer when the power surges and he gets sucked inside. He then explores various websites on the internet.
*T: A feminist looking for a travel mate gets stuck with a male chauvinist posing as a gay man.
D: The tale of a pair of prostitutes whose "pimp daddy" feels they aren't making the grade with clientele.
E: A romantic comedy about electricians in love and their fear of getting burned.
7. Words: "Deasil"
S: A space gadget created by NASA to carry moon rocks.
D: Diesel's smaller and unknown cousin. He doesn't get alot of attention.
E: An inebriated ferret with destruction on his mind.
*T: To move towards the right.
8. Names: "Donald Shiraldo"
*D: Inventor of a toe exercising device that stretches muscles of the big toe.
T: Angry stepbrother of Geraldo Rivera, he seeks justice through daytime talk shows.
E: The love child of Donald Sutherland and Gerald Rivera, as portrayed in the Lifetime movie "Don't Take Away My Soaps!"
S: Gerald Rivera's mentor and friend-- changed "Gerald" to "Geraldo" and watched the money roll in.
9. Movie Titles: "Pass The Ammo"
*E: A young couple plan to steal back $50,000 of inheritance money that a tv preacher stole from their family.
D: A bunch of badasses are in a war, shooting up some fools.
S: Young republicans spend a week at Charlton Heston's ranch and hilarity ensues.
T: Charlton Heston stars in a tragic lovestory involving a Chinese spy tangled in a game of Russian Roulette.
10. Movie Titles: "Ladies Crave Excitement"
S: Barren women are locked up due to their infertility until they are broken out by makers of adult toys.
*D: 1935 comedy adventure about 2 ladies who follow a news team around as they try to get the big scoop.
E: It's 'Showgirls' meets '007' in this farce about American strippers becoming British Special Agents.
T: "Excitement", a new wonder drug that tastes like anything you can imagine has pregnant women across the nation in a tizzy.
And there you have it-- another great game of Balderdash. We hope you've enjoyed this episode as much as we have, and return once again for another of these rare gems...
Thanks for tuning in and we'll see you next time on..
Balderdash!
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Did you really think we'd leave without...
a....
Bonus Game!
*1. Movie Titles: "Don't Mess With My Sister"
T: After getting off an airplane, Mr. T was picked up by terrorists who had stolen his sibling.
The title of the film was said over the opening credits.
S: A popular girls gets meaner and meaner because of poisoned lipstick given to her by her little brother.
*E: A man has an affair with a bellydancer. When his wife finds out, she has her mobster brother teach him a lesson.
D: A loving tale of an overprotective brother who wants former cell-block homies to back off, yo.
This week's has-beens were:
Elvin: Dick
Sondra: Who
Denise: Sarah
Theo: Mr. Jingles
We lovingly dedicate this episode to the enduring memory
of our very own Reverend Jimmy Badass.
You'll be missed~
1 comment:
How classy to dedicate to Jimmy B. Peace out.
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