Jackie Gleason
Art Carney
&
Audrey Meadows
-Filmed in front of a live studio audience at Case de Burgener's-- 2/27/09
Thank you, thank you one and all, and welcome to another engaging episode of Balderdash! We would like to take a moment to apologize for the apparent lack of posting due to yours truly. I've had a busy schedule(pronounced in this instance only as 'shedule'), and have just found the opportune moment to give you ladies and gentlemen a proper show. As you may remember, a promise of more Movie moments has been taken into consideration, and is apparent in this episode.
Producer's Note: You'll note a few answers given due to the reduced cast in this episode. No matter. It resulted in a much longer game(which is always great..) We had a blast, and hope y0u will too-
And with that, we'll begin!
1. Words - "Crottels"
*AM: Rabbit droppings.
AC: Cliff birds native to South East Asia highlands.
JG: The state one finds oneself when toilet paper sticks to his shoe after restrooming.
2. People - "Dorothy Duffin"
JG: Maker of Danish Duffin's English Muffins
*AC: Pet lover who left her pet turtle, Fred, the bulk of her estate when she died.
AM: Named after Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, she perished in a tornado in Kansas in 1947.
3. Movie Titles - "Mother Goose A Go-Go"
*JG: A man diagnosed by a doctor as having 'The Mother Goose Complex' takes drastic steps to get over his problem.
AC: 'Xanadu' reshot with fairy tale characters.
AM: Nursery rhymes set to fast paced music and acted out by interpretive dancers.
4. Laws - "In Tennessee, on Sundays, it is against the law to..."
AC: ...to sell new or used Bibles.
*AM: ..a teddy bear or a yo-yo.
JG: ..tadpoles.
5. Abbrevs. - "R.H.S.I."
JG: Retarded Horse S*** International
*AC: Rubber Heel & Sole Institute
AM: Royal Hunting Squad of Iceland
6. Movie Titles - "It Grows On Trees"
AM: The townspeople of Atlanta are horrified when instead of peaches, their trees yield monsters.
AC: Lance Peregrin starts work for a highly successful stock brokerage only to find that what money can't buy, the rich can still rent.
*JG: A happily married couple discovers that $10 bills are growing on trees in their backyard.
7. Words - "Sortita"
AC: Spanish word for tenderness caused by too tight nipple clamps and ice cubes. (..plausible.)
*JG: The 1st part of an opera sung by one of the principal singers.
AM: An ointment manufactured in Mexico to assist first time breastfeeding mothers.
8. People - "Tawarik Makutin"
*AM: Born in Africa, moved to Europe, and worked his way through the ranks to become Queen Elizabeth's first butler.
AC: The Arabian math whiz who invented the zero symbol.
JG: Owner & Proprietor of Tawarik's House of Pancakes in Bangladesh.
9. Movie Titles - "Tilt"
JG: A madcap '70s romp about the dangers of the dreaded carnival ride, the tilt a whirl!
AC: Aliens land on earth disguised as classic pinball machines.
*AM: Brooke Shields is a pinball wizard who travels all across America playing pinball.
10. Movie Titles - "Unidentified Flying Oddball"
*JG: A spaceman and his robot are thrown back into medieval times.
AM: Jerry Lewis farce about intergalactic travel and life beyond our world.
AC: A janitor accidentally activates a top-secret intelligent jet while dusting the controls.
And that's the last game! We hoped you enjoyed another adrenaline surge induced episode of Balderdash! We'd like to thank the cast of The Honeymooners for their engaging presence in this episode. Thanks again, and see you soon~
...Oh yes.. Just one more thing...
Bonus Games!
*1: Words - "Soosoo"
JG: A hat worn by British nannies.
AC: A dog breed that mixes a chau-chau and a chihuahua.
*AM: A variety of dolphin.
*2. Abbrevs. - "F.S.O."
AM: Fallen Soldiers of Ottawa
*AC: Friends of the Sea Otter
JG: Frank Sinatra Only
*3. Words - "Natterjack"
JG: The original word sung in the lyric "...knicknack, paddywack, give a dog a bone." used in the song "Bingo".
AM: The swedish term for 'pancake'.
*AC: A type of toad with a yellow line down its back, which unlike other toads, runs instead of hops.
*4. Movie Titles - "Blades"
AC: Two roller gangs face off in a battle royale for ownership of the new city skate park.
*AM: A killer lawnmower with a bad attitude goes bananas at a golf course in New Jersey.
JG: The story of a man visited in a dream by Sammy Davis Jr., who one day went on Star Search and was arrested for the attempted murder of Ed McMahon...with blades. (Seeing Audrey try to read this one illicited one of the longest audience laughs in this season...Jackie nearly peed himself watching--so that's saying alot.)
The stars were:
A.M. : Whoville
A.C.: Dick
JG: Jimmy
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