Ted Mosby
Lily Aldrin
Marshall Eriksen
And.. playing for a few rounds until bedtime,
Grandma Lois
*Filmed on location at: Casa de Burgener's, 4/25/09*
Well, howdy howdy howdy, and welcome back folks to another exciting edition of Balderdash.. Some of our favorite friends have decided to join us this time out, and we're very pleased to have them.
Producer's Note: Grandma Lois needed to turn in early, so there's a good chance you won't be seeing her for much of the game..
*Big Audience Sigh*
P.Note continued: Yes, yes, I know.. We're all very saddened by this.
...
Moving right along..
There's a very large cluster of non movie games this time out, kids..but still quite a few gems along the way.
And with that..
Let's bring it out!
1. Laws: "In Fredericksburg, VA, it is a crime to yell..."
*LA: ...extra, extra, read all about it.
ME: ..here, piggy, piggy, to an officer of the law.
TM: ...mall's on fire!..unless you really mean it.
GL: ...the cops are coming!
2. Movie Titles: "Goodbye Porkpie"
TM: 3am. It rumbles. It rumbles again. Goodbye, Porkpie..goodbye.
GL: A meat processing plant is in danger of going under.
*ME: The crazy antics of two guys on a 1,000 mile road trip.
LA: A convert to Judaism decides to live the law of Moses and just say no to all unclean meats.
3. Names: "John Suckling"
ME: Inventor of the slow roast method of cooking pig.
TM: Grew up near a pack of wild boars.
LA: Created the first lithium battery.
*GL: He invented the game "Cribbage".
4. Words: "Rockhair"
LA: A fuzz like plant found on lava rocks in New Guinea.
GL: A breed of Rock Hound mixed with a German Long Hair.
ME: A stylish coif made famous by Elvis Presley.
*TM: A type of moss that is very attracted to rocks.
5. Abbreviations: "AHRA"
*LA: American Himalayan Rabbit Association
TM: Adventuring Haphazardly Retribution Association
ME: American House Republican Alliance
GL: American Hand Rifle Association
*Note: At this point in the game, Grandma Lois excused herself from the studio and went home to watch Murder She Wrote.
The rest of the cast soldiered on~
6. Words: "Chimb"
*ME: The rim of a barrel.
LA: An African rain dance.
TM: The second chimp in a science experiment.
7. Movie Titles: "Blue Monkey"
LA: Scifi thriller originally called Green Monkey, about a hospital staff that is attacked by giant green worms.
TM: And yet another sequel to Police Academy wherein Mahoney hosts another weekend party and the bad cops go to a Transexual club.
*ME: Deep in the amazon rainforest lives a terrifying creature never seen by human beings. Lumberjacks will get their dues when they clear this piece of the jungle.
8. Laws: " In Stark, Kansas, it is against the law to..."
TM: ...imitate any of the goverment official midgets from the Wizard of Oz.
*ME: ...a duck by quacking.
LA: ...an officer of the law.
9. Abbreviations: "I.D.F.U.N."
LA: International Defense Fund of United Nations
*ME: International Dull Folks Unlimited
TM: International Development For Umbrellas Network
10. Names: "Milton Levine"
*ME: The inventor of the ant farm.
TM: The second cousin of Milton Lavine, sued for impersonating a security guard.
LA: The first CEO of The Twizzlers licorice corporation.
And that's the last game! Thanks so much for joining us for another fun filled time here at Balderdash! Thanks to our good friends, Ted Mosby, Lily Aldrin, Marshall Eriksen, and of course, that old trooper, Grandma Lois..who made time in her busy schedule to play with us. Thanks again, and see you next time~
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Didn't think we'd wrap up without a few....
Bonus Games!
*1. Laws: "In Norway, you are breaking the law if you wave..."
GL: The country's flag at a professional soccer game.
*ME: ...at a Russian border guard.
LA: ...to someone on the sidewalk while operating your vehicle.
TM: ...at the mayor's wife with a smile full of perversive innuendo.
*2. Movie Titles: "Reflections"
LA: A serial killer and his victim play cat and mouse in the mirror house of the local carnival.
TM: National treasure, Yanni, collaborates with Andrea Bocelli in this heartwarming tale of South Africa.
*ME: A relaxing 30 minute film just showing a pond sparkling in the afternoon sun.
*3. Abbreviations: "S.F.A"
TM: Sunbathing Foxes Association
*LA: Scandinavian Fraternity of America
ME: Southern Florida Agribusiness
*4. Laws: "In Skullbone, TX, it is a crime for a man..."
ME: ...to have his wife on a leash.
TM: ...to have his cake & eat it too.
*LA: ..to have his fly undone.
*5. Abbreviations: "A.F.S.O."
TM: Apes Flipping Shit Organization (What a pleasant image.)
*LA: American Friends of Scottish Opera
ME: American Federation of Soviet Oncologists
(Is this sort of thing even possible?)
The stars were:
Ted Mosby(Josh Radnor): Jimmy
Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan): Whoville
Marshall Eriksen(Jason Segel): Dick
Grandma Lois(K. Callan): T
This game is dedicated in loving memory to Beatrice Arthur.
Thanks for the laughs, Dorothy~
1 comment:
Woo hoo! BTW i love how this one was in loving memory of Bea. That's pure class, Jimmy.
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