65 Beautiful Celebrities: Part I - The First 20

In the tradition of some friends of mine(since they've given that up..), I've decided to put together a pictorial list of some attractive celebs I've enjoyed over the years. Please note, this is only alphabetical order.. I'm keener on some over others..of course.

And so.. Part I.





Anna Chlumsky, Anne Hathaway, Allison Mack, Andi McDowell



Anastasia Horne, Anabella Sciorra, Amy Yasbeck, Bea Arthur



Bernadette Peters, Brooke Shields, Catherine Zeta-Jones,
Carrie Anne Moss



Charlize Theron, Diane Lane, Diane Keaton, Drew Barrymore


Elisabeth Shue, Emmanuelle Beart, Emma Watson, Emmy Rossum

The mildly entertaining exploits of Crazy Talk..

Yeah..I'm kind of a retard...

A lip sync program, a random picture of one of your friends, and little boredom can go a long way...

And now...

The Musical Stylings of Don Julio Burgener...

Enjoy!

...or not so much.

Potential Exhilaration...

Yay Convergys wants me!

Yay a possible job!

Yay me. Yay.

2/13/09 Edit: They may want me... they have this sociopathic need to play cat and mouse with their potential employees before hiring them.. Hope they're enjoying the game....and that perhaps it won't go on for too much longer. (Meh, it's Friday the 13th--Guess it's going well enough..)

Unsurprisinging Disappointment At Its Finest.

"Umm..call back on Monday, we'll set something up.."

Yeah. Right. Way to pass the buck there, Friday Call Rep.


Today's rep said to call on Friday to set up an appointment.

We'll see how well that goes. Meanwhile, job search in overddrive.

A Light Shines on in Bullshit Harbor

Something else:

Grammy's are becoming increasingly more rap craptacular..but saving grace, Sir Paul got up there and kicked some old British ass. 66 and still making it good. Very pleased.

Being Respectable For A Few..

Shaved my face again...always curious to see how the other half lives...but seriously, clean shaven is sorta harsh on your face-- nicks, cuts, and cold face. Blah.

And yet, I still feel compelled to do it every so often. Oh well.

Chuckleworthy..maybe.

An experiment of sorts..nothing permanent yet.

Hope for Convergys..and some other stuff.

"...Usually, when you call in we would go ahead and schedule for a interview, we have nothing for today, if you call back on Monday, we'll definitely set something up."

Sounds good to me. I'll do just that. :)


In other news, I took a moment to Simpsonize myself..and since an artist typically borrows scenes from his own life, I present the following:



Of course, this is done mostly in jest. :)

Blurbatory.

So...I despise it when those you live with decide to mind your business for you.. You'd think that the basic fact that you've made it this long would determine whether or not you can make choices for yourself while the bums of the month keep out of it... Interesting.

In other news, I still love Pomplamoose. Who knows why they're still Indie-- they rock my socks lots. Go youtube them...cause it's fun..and you should.



Late breaking news: Dfactor Elfman(composery geniusorous and my personal homes for life) is hitching a ride with Timmy Burton again-- That's right. One of the best visual/audio pairings ever is going back in the saddle for "Alice in Wonderland".. News on the wire suggests it'll be the usual cast of characters too--Namely Depp, Bonham-Carter(Well, no kidding. She's Burton's wife.. No brainer), and recent Burton marauder, Alan Rickman...Looking forward to that.

But wait, if that weren't killer enough, Danny's also doing the music for a Houdini Musical.

What a stroke of brilliance.

K. Kisses and Noodle Salad to you all~


PS. If you get a chance, Mr. E also broke his recording silence and did a new tune for the movie Wanted. It's called "Little Things". How to describe it? A darker Oingo Boingo for the 21st Century..maybe.

Day of Reckoning

Well, I haven't heard the news yet...but it's your day, Celebrated Woodchuck. Best do the right thing or else.


Edit: 12:00pm-- 6 more weeks of winter. That's it, dammit. We're so gonna fry your piddly furry ass.