Friday, February 27, 2009
I'm Down With David Banner.
Nothing more to add on that, just that he's a-okay in my book.
Ferrigno is a cool dude too.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Early SNL Thought..
I was born in the wrong decade...seriously.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
No obvious winners today..but..
Updates later.
2/25/09 - 12:24am: It's later.. Got through 1 and half episodes of this show.. not working for me. Hank Azaria is great in it, but that damn Oliver Platt..completely ruined it. The guy's a serious jerkoff in it, does nothing to make the show memorable..just throws it into the crapper by adding the late night perv/druggie appeal(Snorting lines and screwing black underage hookers...yeah, way to be..) I know it's a Showtime program, but I'm not getting behind pointless sex scenes that do nothing to further the plot. The hell with that. Show had alot of potential when he was ruining it. In fact, I considered watching the rest of the series based on the premise..and Hank's decent acting....but no thanks.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Luminaries of the Past..
Simply stated, seeing Bobby DeNiro, Adrian Brody, Anthony Hopkins(tipping hat to Brad Pitt, not too shabby.), Michael Douglas, and Cuba Gooding Jr.(meh, he's okay..) share the stage at the same time was... awesome to watch.
For something I wasn't going to be bothered to watch, I was pleasantly surprised for a few moments.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Balderdash's Triumphant Return: Volume III
Gilda Radner
Mitch Hedberg
Sam Kinison
And Special Guest:
Margaret Thatcher
Recorded at Case de Burgener's, 2/20/09, in front of a live studio audience.
Producer's Note: So good to be back, gang. Far too long between broadcasts. A few network switches, but like you, we've hung in there. We present a short game this evening, but good times to be had nonetheless.
Extra Aside: Episode was running a little long this time out, so you'll probably notice that we didn't get to play alot of Movie Rounds. Yes, I was sad about that too. Not too worry, we'll remedy this for the next time. I'll see to that. :)
And away we go:
1. Names: "Shunichi Kishimoto"
*S.K. : Japanese Inventor who patented the hydraulic breast enlarger.
G.R. : The first president of the Toyota Car Company
M.H. : Apprentice to the famed swordsmith Matsamune
M.T.: A specialized brand of edible seaweed.
2. Laws: "In Finland it is a crime to read.."
M.T.: ..any literature on WWI or WWII.
MH: ...Mein Kampf or the Communist Manifesto.
SK: ..cereal boxes.
*GR: ...Donald Duck comic books because he did not wear pants.
3. Initials: "S.C.B.N.P."
*MH: Society for the Collection of Brand Name Pencils
SK: South Columbian Beebop Nurses Pantry
GR: South Carolina Bureau of Native Peoples
MT: Society of Christians Born November Through Passover
4. Movie Titles: "Black Lizard"
*MT: Story of a female jewel thief who is the master of disguise.
GR: A small desert town is terrorized by a gila monster who grows 20x his original size due to the fallout from nuclear testing.
MH: Cameras follow a real life hippy as he searches for psychedelic lizard venom.
SK: Chinese radicals in the '60s start a freedom rally with the Black Panthers in this moving documentary.
5. Names: "Mary H. Reeser"
MH: Florida woman who burst into flames to become the first documented case of spontaneous human combustion.
SK: Mary's her name, peanut butter cups are her game.
GR: The namesake of Reese's Peanut Butter products
*MT: 1st principle of the famous Boston,MA High School.
6. Laws: "In Madagascar, it is against the law for pregnant women to..."
*GR: ...eat eels or weary any type of hats.
MT: ...be seen in public during her last trimester.
SK: ....swim naked in lime green jellow and yodel the National Anthem.
MH: ...pose for pornography.
7. Names: "Junko Tabei"
*SK: 1st woman to reach the top of Mt. Everest.
MH: Early stock trader who specialized in low value junk bonds.
GR: The last known person to be offered to a volcano as a human sacrafice in Hawaii.
MT: He developed mini junkyards for the people in China.
8. Movie Titles: "Bad Jim"
*GR: After a cowboy buys Billy The Kid's house, he becomes Billy The Kid himself.
MT: Tale of a rustler who married twice and had 10 children.
SK: Bad Jim likes sushi. Bad Jim likes finger-painting. Bad Jim likes your sister. Bad Jim. Very bad.
MH: Based on the book "The Good Seed", Bad Jim follows the life of a child born evil who kills his brother and is prosecuted as an adult.
Well, that concludes another fun filled episode of Balderdash!
Thanks for watching and as always......
*Bonus Games!*
9. Initials: "S.C.B.S."
*MT: Society for the Conservation of Bighorn Sheep
GR: Science Center of British Subjects
MH: Society for the Creation of Better Species
SK: Sister Catherine's Bible School
10. Initials: "F.T.B.S"
MH: Foundation for the Betterment of Society
GR: Free The Bears Society
*MT: Free Throwers Boomerang Society
SK: Future Terrestrial Business Starters
The stars are:
Gilda Radner: Whoville
Mitch Hedberg: Dick
Sam Kinison: Jimmy
And Special Guest-
Margaret Thatcher: Miss T
Friday, February 20, 2009
Meh. It's Late and I'm Still Here..
Probably won't do that again..for a while..maybe.
In other news, I wrote tonight. Nothing big. Just a short...Not sure what it's about it, but then, when do I ever really know what inspires these things. Just cool to know it lingers, I guess.
It's in new shorts. No really. It is...Don't blame me if it's not the clearest of thoughts. Writing has been too scarce, and I was sorta thinking too much when I wrote it.. not the most ideal setup when the urge hits.
Not sure I'll make it through Breaking Dawn-- It's borderline dead. Pun intended. The first three were at least mildly entertaining if not readable. This thing is dullsville. Eh. Whatever. I'm a trooper, I'll battle on probably.
Also, something I noticed this week. I tend to have fights with myself over stupid things...like finishing that damn book. There's a me in my head that's very "Hey, buddy, you read most of this crap, might as well as see it through.." And then, I tend to respond outloud(lately anyway) "Shutup, you. No-one is forcing me to read this drivel, except you and me."(I talk to myself. So what. If I can't have rhetorical conversations with myself, what point is there to have them with anyone else? Seriously. :) )
Yeah. The party rages on in my crazy brain plane.
And I'm rambling..
"K. Bye."
Thursday, February 19, 2009
65 Celeb Beauties: Part III
Katie Holmes, Kate Hudson, Kate Maberly, Kate Winslet
It's a cornucopia of Kates, apparently.
Kerri Green, Kim Cattrall, Kitty Carlisle, Kristen Stewart
Laraine Newman, Leelee Sobieski, Lynda Carter, Madeline Kahn
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mary Tyler Moore, Megan Follows, Michelle Pfeiffer
Natalie Portman, Norma Jean Baker, Pam Dawber,
Penelope Ann Miller
Reese Witherspoon, Robin Wright Penn, Rosalind Chao, Sandra Bullock
Stephanie Seymour, Talia Shire, Tea Leoni,
Teri Hatcher(not as of late.)
& Winona Ryder
65 Celebs: Part II
Erica Durance, Evan Rachel Wood, Fairuza Balk, Gabrielle Anwar
Helen Hunt, Helena Bonham Carter, Jane Seymour, Janis Ian
Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Grey, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer McGill
Jenny Lewis, Judy Garland, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Julie Andrews
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
65 Beautiful Celebrities: Part I - The First 20
And so.. Part I.
Anna Chlumsky, Anne Hathaway, Allison Mack, Andi McDowell
Anastasia Horne, Anabella Sciorra, Amy Yasbeck, Bea Arthur
Bernadette Peters, Brooke Shields, Catherine Zeta-Jones,
Carrie Anne Moss
Charlize Theron, Diane Lane, Diane Keaton, Drew Barrymore
Elisabeth Shue, Emmanuelle Beart, Emma Watson, Emmy Rossum